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  • chant.wav - Clerks - Jay is off work (206K)
  • phair.wav - Pecker - Crowd is angry as the Strip club is shutdown (170K)
  • phcrime.wav - Pecker - "Pubic hair causes crime." (25K) 
  • 10com.wav - Yul Brynner - "So let it be written... So let it be done (Fanfare)"  (Good mail sound) (45K)
  • aooga.wav - (Cartoon horn) (40K)
  • askinyou.wav - Samuel L. Jackson - "I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing" (36K)
  • baaa.wav - (I don't believe this is legal) (42K)
  • bigblue.wav - Christian Slater - "I say we go with big blue here !!" (20K) boinng.wav - (Just like it sounds) (19K)
  • boomnet.wav - Boomhauer's take on the internet (242K)
  • bootlick.wav - Mistress X derides you - "Boot licker" (41K)
  • bottle.wav - Hank Hill - "Loser.... loser...." (86K)
  • chacha.wav - South Park Sex Ed (45K)
  • chunder.wav - (Good puking sound) (45K)
  • civicduty.wav - Fear of the Black Hat - "It's our civic duty to bang the booty" (88K)
  • cornbond.wav - Cornholio - (Requesting some TP to James Bond theme) (69K)
  • dale.wav - Dale - "Alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters" (70K)
  • denied.wav - Wayne - "Denied !!" (13K)
  • doish.wav - The VinMan - Bumpin' and grindin' on the dance floor (66K)
  • dragnet.wav - (Dragnet opening theme) (49K)
  • droopy.wav - Droopy - (Being very naughty !!) (62K)
  • dude.wav - Ferris Beuller's Day Off - (Secretary talking about Ferris) (113K)
  • dweebie.wav - Breakfast Club insult (34K)
  • fogblast.wav - (Foghorn sound) (Good mail sound) (27K)
  • goto11.wav - Nigel Tufnel - (Explaining how his amps are better) (155K)
  • haircut.wav - Weird Science - Chet's haircut makes an impression. (50K)
  • hawk.wav - (Good hawk noise) (32K)
  • hogan1.wav - General Berkhalter - "What's going on here ??" (30K)
  • hogan2.wav - Clink - "Take him to the cooler" (16K)
  • hotbeef.wav - Homer - "... another hot beef injection" (48K)
  • howdy.wav - Minnie Pearl - "Howdy !!!" (38K)
  • inabox.wav - Tommy Boy - "If you want me to crap in a box and mark it guaranteed... I will" (36K)
  • ineedtp1.wav - Cornholio announces himself to the world (31K)
  • jeopardy.wav - (Jeopardy theme song) (41K)
  • jetson.wav - (Jetsons space craft) (48K)
  • jucyfrut.wav - Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - "Ah... juiceyfruit" (19K)
  • lotion.wav - Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs - "Put the lotion in the basket" (38K)
  • magicwrd.wav - Jurassic Park - "... you didn't say the magic word" (32K) medtime.wav - Nurse Ratchet - "Medication time..." (34K)
  • mekka.wav - Pee Wee's Playhouse - "Mekka lekka high... mekka hiney ho" (40K)
  • mesohorn.wav - Full Metal Jacket - "Me so horney" (33K)
  • message.wav - Monty Python - "Message for you sir" (Good mail sound) (31K)
  • mnature.wav - Commercial - "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature" (62K)
  • mpstory.wav - The VinMan - Hilarious story (Long but worth it) (660K)
  • ohmy.wav - Star Trek Guy - "Oh my" (12K)
  • puke.wav - (Good puke sound) (50K)
  • sandwich.wav - Full Metal Jacket - ".... and we're all gonna have to take a bite" (49K)
  • swchwing.wav - Waynes World - (Just as it sounds) (10K)
  • slingblade.wav - Carl - "I like them french fried potaters" (35K)
  • sonobitch.wav - Stripes - "Son of bitch... shit" (21K)
  • sonya.wav - Interesting offshoot of a phone sex conversation (366K)
  • squirt.wav - (Just as it sounds) (8K)
  • steak.wav - Full Metal Jacket - Joker looks to make a deal (136K)
  • tappin.wav - Damone - "Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'" (34K)
  • thanks4.wav - Voice Guy - "Thanks for stopping by..." (80K)
  • thankumr.wav - (Female) - "Thank you Mister Knowitall" (19K)
  • theman.wav - Wrestler - "To be the man, you gotta beat the man" (54K)
  • toottoot.wav - (Toy train whistle) (9K)
  • voodoo.wav - Jimmi Hendrix - (Opening to Voodoo Child" (54K)
  • whip.wav - (Whip noise) (11K)
  • whipout.wav - Blazing Saddles - "Pardon me while I whip this out" (42K)
  • yeahbaby.wav - Austin Powers (Just as it sounds) (22K)
  • abides.wav - The Dude - "The dude abides" (13K)
  • beverage.wav - The Dude looking out for the safety of his beverage  (32K) bigleb.wav - The Dude - "I'm the dude..." (140K)
  • loser.wav - The Dude is honest with himself  (114K)
  • opinion.wav - Jesus/Dude faceoff  (101K)
  • privey.wav - The Dude indicates that he is on top of things (111K)
  • rug.wav - The Dude/Walter discussing the injustice performed to the rug  (135K)
  • toe.wav - Walter indicating his toe acquisition capabilities (121K)
  • trigger.wav - Jesus is obviously a bit on edge  (165K)