chant.wav
- Clerks - Jay is off work (206K)
phair.wav
- Pecker - Crowd is angry as the Strip club is shutdown (170K)
phcrime.wav
- Pecker - "Pubic hair causes crime." (25K)
10com.wav
- Yul Brynner - "So let it be written... So let it be done (Fanfare)" (Good mail sound) (45K)
aooga.wav
- (Cartoon horn) (40K)
askinyou.wav
- Samuel L. Jackson - "I don't remember askin' you a goddamn thing" (36K)
baaa.wav
- (I don't believe this is legal) (42K)
bigblue.wav
- Christian Slater - "I say we go with big blue here !!" (20K)
boinng.wav
- (Just like it sounds) (19K)
boomnet.wav
- Boomhauer's take on the internet (242K)
bootlick.wav
- Mistress X derides you - "Boot licker" (41K)
bottle.wav
- Hank Hill - "Loser.... loser...." (86K)
chacha.wav
- South Park Sex Ed (45K)
chunder.wav
- (Good puking sound) (45K)
civicduty.wav
- Fear of the Black Hat - "It's our civic duty to bang the booty" (88K)
cornbond.wav
- Cornholio - (Requesting some TP to James Bond theme) (69K)
dale.wav
- Dale - "Alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters" (70K)
denied.wav
- Wayne - "Denied !!" (13K)
doish.wav
- The VinMan - Bumpin' and grindin' on the dance floor (66K)
dragnet.wav
- (Dragnet opening theme) (49K)
droopy.wav
- Droopy - (Being very naughty !!) (62K)
dude.wav
- Ferris Beuller's Day Off - (Secretary talking about Ferris) (113K)
dweebie.wav
- Breakfast Club insult (34K)
fogblast.wav
- (Foghorn sound) (Good mail sound) (27K)
goto11.wav
- Nigel Tufnel - (Explaining how his amps are better) (155K)
haircut.wav
- Weird Science - Chet's haircut makes an impression. (50K)
hawk.wav
- (Good hawk noise) (32K)
hogan1.wav
- General Berkhalter - "What's going on here ??" (30K)
hogan2.wav
- Clink - "Take him to the cooler" (16K)
hotbeef.wav
- Homer - "... another hot beef injection" (48K)
howdy.wav
- Minnie Pearl - "Howdy !!!" (38K)
inabox.wav
- Tommy Boy - "If you want me to crap in a box and mark it guaranteed... I will" (36K)
ineedtp1.wav
- Cornholio announces himself to the world (31K)
jeopardy.wav
- (Jeopardy theme song) (41K)
jetson.wav
- (Jetsons space craft) (48K)
jucyfrut.wav
- Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - "Ah... juiceyfruit" (19K)
lotion.wav
- Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs - "Put the lotion in the basket" (38K)
magicwrd.wav
- Jurassic Park - "... you didn't say the magic word" (32K)
medtime.wav
- Nurse Ratchet - "Medication time..." (34K)
mekka.wav
- Pee Wee's Playhouse - "Mekka lekka high... mekka hiney ho" (40K)
mesohorn.wav
- Full Metal Jacket - "Me so horney" (33K)
message.wav
- Monty Python - "Message for you sir" (Good mail sound) (31K)
mnature.wav
- Commercial - "It's not nice to fool Mother Nature" (62K)
mpstory.wav
- The VinMan - Hilarious story (Long but worth it) (660K)
ohmy.wav
- Star Trek Guy - "Oh my" (12K)
puke.wav
- (Good puke sound) (50K)
sandwich.wav
- Full Metal Jacket - ".... and we're all gonna have to take a bite" (49K)
swchwing.wav
- Waynes World - (Just as it sounds) (10K)
slingblade.wav
- Carl - "I like them french fried potaters" (35K)
sonobitch.wav
- Stripes - "Son of bitch... shit" (21K)
sonya.wav
- Interesting offshoot of a phone sex conversation (366K)
squirt.wav
- (Just as it sounds) (8K)
steak.wav
- Full Metal Jacket - Joker looks to make a deal (136K)
tappin.wav
- Damone - "Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'" (34K)
thanks4.wav
- Voice Guy - "Thanks for stopping by..." (80K)
thankumr.wav
- (Female) - "Thank you Mister Knowitall" (19K)
theman.wav
- Wrestler - "To be the man, you gotta beat the man" (54K)
toottoot.wav
- (Toy train whistle) (9K)
voodoo.wav
- Jimmi Hendrix - (Opening to Voodoo Child" (54K)
whip.wav
- (Whip noise) (11K)
whipout.wav
- Blazing Saddles - "Pardon me while I whip this out" (42K)
yeahbaby.wav
- Austin Powers (Just as it sounds) (22K)
abides.wav
- The Dude - "The dude abides" (13K)
beverage.wav
- The Dude looking out for the safety of his beverage (32K)
bigleb.wav
- The Dude - "I'm the dude..." (140K)
loser.wav
- The Dude is honest with himself (114K)
opinion.wav
- Jesus/Dude faceoff (101K)
privey.wav
- The Dude indicates that he is on top of things (111K)
rug.wav
- The Dude/Walter discussing the injustice performed to the rug (135K)
toe.wav
- Walter indicating his toe acquisition capabilities (121K)
trigger.wav
- Jesus is obviously a bit on edge (165K)
